A fork of Rural Dictionary
oscar the grouch is old grumpy fuck head but hes really hot and smells like he came from the perfume guys house on tiktok and he has a big throbbing dick
Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.
Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.
A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.
Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.
An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.
Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.
"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."
The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).
See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.
Anyone who is awoken abruptly by an alarm clock or any other irritation source, that may occur early in the morning especially if it's weekends or holidays. Facial characteristics are:
-Semi closed eyes
-An unpleasant frown
-Facial expression from hell
-(In many cases) Aggressive reaction to the source of irritation.
Parent at 10:30 on a Sunday morning:
-Come on son, time to get up!
Hungover grouch:
-Noooooo. GO AWAY!
Parent:
-Such a GROUCH! GET OUT OF BED!!!