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A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.
-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday
The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example
Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner
I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night
Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.
Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.
Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.
I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.
Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.
Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.
A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!
Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.
"Wanna watch a midget spinner show?"