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the monkey dance

one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.

how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!

by thomasss July 20, 2006

Monkey dance

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

by fuseon March 22, 2015

Monkey-Dance

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.

What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.

by anarsh October 30, 2008

horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 06, 2005

Wild Monkey Dance

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

by niteowl March 30, 2004