A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is racist towards penises.
“Omg Becky look at his dick!” “Ew, shut the fuck up!” “Wait, are you being pianist right now?” “I guess so bitch!”
Somebody who plays the piano... It's starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. A favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)
The pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra. The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.
Pee-uh-nist You know what, I don't care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. Because it isn't. There is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. A pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over. Any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they're only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their porn problems.
The pianist marched off the stage in triumph, after playing the most expertly performed concerto for years.
(noun) a person who plays the piano; a person who has survived years of torment with little or no resistance because the will to fight back has been beaten out of them by years of brain-washing
No, you can't stop taking piano lessons! Because I said so, and one day you'll be a great pianist and thank me. Now go practice! You'd best have that piece memorized before you get off that bench!