A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who is particularly cunning, conniving, shifty, sneaky, scheming and down right sly. Weasels are known for their ability to adapt to any situation and to manipulate it to suit their own weasel ways. In other words, my brother Beau.
When used in regard to a female weasel, "weaselette" should be used.
Also used as a verb (ie. to weasel) and as an adjective (eg. weaselish)
"Tell me of your latest weaselish escapades, brother"
"Beau, you are a true weasel!"
"How are you going to weasel your way out of this one?"
"Beware of the weasel"
"Do teach me in the ways of the weasel"
A cunning, sneaky person. On internet forums they are often a liar, fake or poser. Will try to extract information from you to share with others and / or use it against you. Uses shiftiness to evade an obligation, commitment or duty. They will make promises then renege on them. 'Weasel' is very often followed by 'out' as in 'weasel out'.
"Watch her try to weasel out of that one."
"What a fucking weasel that lying bitch is."
"Every insurance company has a weasel clause so they don't have to pay their claim."
A weasel is a furry little rodent, who tends to be cute and murder birds, like chicken: 2 in 1
Very agile and mobile creature, who can slip through tight spots and eat your eggs, if you aren't watching.
Weasel can also be a description for someone clever or menacing.
Some cartoon or game characters are weasels, where they have sly, slim, clever and sneaky behaviors and they have a nice smirk or a grin on their face. Unlike the real life counterparts, they usually don't eat eggs nor murder birds in cartoons though for some fucked up reason.
After 'someone' stole my eggs from the fridge I yelled out: "The weasel stole the eggs, what I just mugged from someone!"
When someone rips or pulls you off, you probably would think: "What a weasel!"
(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.
Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"
Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.