A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scientific name: Arteus Hot-shit
A very sus skinny man who likes to be touched by men.
Will stumble and fall at the slightest push, and is very bad at the card game bridge, but has a very sexy way of walking.
Dude 1: "Hey, we just lost that game of bridge because of u, stop being such a thomas!"
thomassssss, he is a really sweet, cute, funny, athletic guy. he is not afraid to be venerable and he never lies. he is a good friend to you no matter what. thomas will always want to be around you and hangout 24/7 but y'all never actually make those plans. he is just a great guy and is so caring and sweet. you dont wanna live a life without thomas
A really nice guy that will always be there for you as a friend or more. Someone you will grow to love for his kind ways. He is fun to talk to and a very good boy friend. He is very good looking . Drop dead gorgeous & sexy. He will probably deny it.He is a REALLY good friend which you will not regret meeting. He is adorable & has a beautiful smile & perfect lips. He is very sweet & will do anything for a friend. He puts his friends before himself. He is also very understanding He has the greatest personality. You will not want to let go of him. His favorite number is 123.He is amazing beyond words & has the most BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES.
Has a abnormally HUGE PENIS ranging 24-36 inches. Always drowning in pussy. Doesn't take shit from no one and does not have CROTCH ROT! Also a beast at everything he does especially in the sack. Ladies can cook eggs and bacon on his eight pack then get down on him and ride him like a roller coaster.
a person who is very gifted intellectually but does not apply himself, and yet still accomplishes many lofty feats
Jack is such a thomas, did you see his score on the math test, it was so good and he wasn't even here for any of the lessons