A fork of Rural Dictionary
I was thumb wrestling my friend, but we were arguing over two different things.
Me and Kelsey were thumb-wrestling last night, but then my parents came home and we had to stop.
A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.
Joe and I had a round of Ottawa thumb wrestling last night
The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.
After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.