A fork of Rural Dictionary
N. \ˈthu̇nj \ : A small stringed instrument that cosists of 1 long human hair stretched across a dog's ass and strumed or picked with one's teeth.
Well fuck me to tears, Margeret Truman, is that the piercing sound of a thunje i hear down in that east Kentucky hollar?
Thunjing is the act of a man or woman eating fresh fecal matter from their partner's anus, specifically using a utensil (E.g. spork, fork, spoon, butterknife, icecream scooper, etc.)
Anton: "Are you into thunjing?"
Jina: "Who are you and how did you get into my house?"