Country Dictionary

Parents or grandparents

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner

The Most Nicest girl ever. Shes so pretty. And can be really goofy at times. shes definantly an Oreo. But she has a Boyfriend. And his name is Armani.

Timere (Ta-Mee-er)

A person who believes that "time" is a physical entity, in contrast to the scientifically accepted thesis that "time" is merely an abstract idea describing sequences of physical events.

"Wow, she is such a nice girl, such a pity she is a timer"

Used in Dutch (only?) slang to indicate a state of waiting

Who are we timering (waiting) for? Lets timer (wait) here.

A function long since lost in the world of Myspace. Many cameras come with it, though not so many are intelligent enough to use it.

Well, the timer function of this camera is sooo hard to use, so I'll liek.. go to the bathroom and take pictures of the mirror.

A bag of pot bought for $10. Around the amount used to roll a single blunt.

"Dude I bought a fat timer from her last night!"

A fairly normal device but if used inside a bathroom, it instantly makes the user uncontrollably homophobic.

My Friend used a Timer in the restroom now he refuses to hang out with Dave.