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slang for cutting out the unnecessary stuff, for example boring explanations and commercials
Jeff: Dude, this is getting way too long. Tivo it and get to the point
1 Noun-the box under my tv that records things like rally racing and the angry man yelling at people as they get their vehicles set on fire and beeps at me 2. Verb-the process of recording rally racing and the angry man yelling at people as they get their vehicles set on fire without using video tape. also involves beeping.
"I love my tivo" "I'm going out, i can always Tivo rally racing and the angry man yelling at people as they get their vehicles set on fire"
PURE EVIL BLACK MAGIC!!!!! Created by the jews to rule our lives!
TiVo killed my family and recored Three's Company for me when i didnt want it to.
1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most. 2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device. 3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes. Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show! Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
1. Tivo, someone who is always paranoid. Usually thinks their pregnant when they’re not. Has a dark sense of humour. 2. Someone who makes fire roach yet can’t roll for shit. (Usually cheats via RAW pre rolled cones
“Ffs skink you’ve done a fucking Tivo!!, Oi send me the zoot now and I’ll fix is you flange”