A fork of Rural Dictionary
TMAC: Touching Myself and Crying; most pathetic and ironic form of masturbation. Great AIM away message status.
Hey, what are you up to tonight? Oh, you know, just TMACing.
The one and only, has a mega penis, get many pussy. U see a tmac instantly yell out his names and all the BOYS from all the land will show up.
Yo is that the TMAC? Yes the on and only
A fat, oafish, shunt cunt with no prospects or self-respect...but for some reason has standards when it comes to girls, also loves "mega man x" more than "mega man".
Yo, that Tmac was hitting on a fraggle but he should stick with ugmoes, and video games.
The man, the myth, the legend. Tmac is everyone's daddy
Girl: "I'm going to see tmac today" Girl 2: "THE tmac? Daddy tmac?"