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To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury. “He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.” It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something. A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!” Noun: spong Verb: sponging, sponged

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.” A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”

All right, you invertebrates I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air And then you take the other one and jam it right up there You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge Now you're doin' the sponge Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge Beat buns when you're taking the plunge Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge Well, do the sponge, sponge Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge Well, do the sponge, sponge Do the sponge, yeah Do the sponge Yeah, do the sponge Well, do the sponge, sponge

Person 1: When your legs don’t work like they used to before Person 2: Yea I did the sponge

a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

yo morto its your round! gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff. Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere

A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid. 1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot 2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower 3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower

Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro!