Country Dictionary

toalie

a particularly hearty jobby see also - jobby

"holy toalie batman" "phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"

toaly

Taboo slang. Glasweigan word meaning shite. Can also be used as an insult.

I need a toaly! You're a bit of a toaly mate.

toali

This word simply means 'Totally'. It appears mostly when speaking to people with 'ubr3 l337 skilz'.

H4x0rer010120302: ur mum sux mah balz UBR3_PR0_29484: ur mums toali geay!!1 H4x0rer010120302: toali, fag

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?" "Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!" For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!