A fork of Rural Dictionary
a vegetarian or vegan who is really annoying about it
I'd rather not have lunch with that annoying crunchy chick -- she's such a tofucker we can't talk about anything else if I order meat.
vegetarian for fucked-up
those nasty veggie burgers are tofucked
Oral sex with a vegetarian or vegan
“I tofucked my girlfriend yesterday”