A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb
jimmy:your mum loved me last john: stop toileting you fuck
Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
A place where history is made #toiletislife #notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out? Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard. Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.