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A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"
My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!
an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."
(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?
When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you cum on your parter's face then grab a handful of sand and throw it on their freshly glazed cheeks.
My skin is positively glowing after Jordan gave me a Tokyo sandblaster.
A sexual act in which a wasabi enema is explosively released onto one or more partners, creating a shared burning sensation for the blaster and blastee(s).
Her acute coprophilia manifested in an intense sexual arousal resulting from receiving a tokyo sandblaster. The best orgasm I've ever had was when he gave me a tokyo sandblaster.
The sexual act of ejaculating on anothers face and then smashing their face down into the stupid Zen garden that they keep on their night stand. Tokyo Sandblaster.
She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.
The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.
I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...
When you fart on your parteners chest and particles of fecile matter fly out at such a rate they could strip paint.
The power was out and Derrick had to finish stripping the cabinets. Luckily he remebered to pull the old Tokyo Sandblaster out and get ther job done.