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Getting so high to where you feel like you're in a cartoon.
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Dude Adam we got so tooned last night of that fire weed

Toon toon is a person that is considered to be half-witted and deprived of common sense. It's a person that is generally only capable of handling trivial tasks at best, but believes they are worthy of higher status and capable of achieving more. Common behavior of Toon Toons result in immediate failure or embarassment. Actions of Toon Toons create widespread humiliation and have negative effects on those close to them.

I'm new in town and just looking for a toon toon to drive me around all day.

The most annoying thing you can ever call one of your video game characters, often used in World of Warcraft by tools.

Douchebag326: Brb gonna switch toons
Gaylord158: It's called a character you fucking tool

The term retards use to describe that they have an alt or a character on a mmorpg. You know how STUPID TOON sounds? Jesus...

Hey yo! I rolled another toon!

Toon, usually referred as a character in an online role playing game. Also known as an alt, or character.

Or, something an idiot would say

Toon is something an idiot would say

Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

Dialogue from the film "Goal!":

Geordie: "Welcome to the Toon."

Visitor: "What's the 'Toon'?"

Geordie: "It's where the Geordies live."

Visitor: "What's a 'Geordie'?"

Geordie: "The people who live in the Toon."

The word, which if uttered, will cause a cruise ship to pass by.

Toons! Games! Characters? Downloads! Store! E-mail!