A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a lesbian(masculine)like to be are rather being on top then bottom when having lesbian sex
girl 1: lets have sex girl 2: ok girl 1&2: kissing and laughing girl 1 get on top of girl 2 girl 2: ur like totally toping me girl 1: u didnt think u was gone to top me girl 2: im a toper, i like to be on top girl 1: im a toper to, so now wat {sign} girl 2: i'll just go
Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.
Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped? Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy! Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
The comparative form of "tope" combining "tight" and "dope" to describe something that is not only hard to top, but very difficult indeed. However, perhaps not quite superlative, leaving room for maybe one more thing that is that coolest.
The dialogue between the characters in Vaults of Lore is Tope and Draubone is gonna be Topers, but I bet Agicalia Volume II will be Topest.
oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez? me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP also me: *looks at friend* also me from the also me: hey where did he go friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *