A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.
c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.
the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.
girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache. girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand. girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"
A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.
Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever. Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.
In referring to gay relationships, or gay male prostitutes. The "man" in the relationship is usually known as a "topper". He doesn't suck dick, just gets his dick sucked……….. By dudes. Still a fag.
Brian claims to only be a topper. Anyway you look at it, he's still a fag.
when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.
I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.
A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.
"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"