A fork of Rural Dictionary
A douche bag of the NPR variety; who is obsessed with "local" foods and "green" anything. This person goes beyond the normal caring person, and is truly annoying. Will most likely have a beard and/or a retro street bike.
Did you see Tom over there? Who is that? The totebag, the one with the beard.
A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.
"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."