Country Dictionary

A raccoon

Those damn trash pandas keep tearing up my garbage bags.

A raccoon

"I saw a trash panda last night, those things are scary"

Another name for a raccoon.

"Hey! Look at the trash panda he knocked over the garbage bin!"

Another name for a raccoon.

Damn trash pandas keep getting into my house

A legendary creature who raids barracks and eats everything.

That trash panda cleared the fridge again

Someone who cheats on you with an ex or leaves you to go back to their ex. The ex is the “dumpster” and they are the “trash panda” that keeps going back to the “dumpster.”

I’m sorry that they turned out to be a trash panda, at least you aren’t the dumpster they kept going back to.

The thing you see when you go out side and hear noises

I was killed by my dad o yeah and raccoons are just trash pandas