Country Dictionary

diarrhea caused by food or drinks

I can't have coffee, it gives me the trotts

the british version of the runs. In britain they do not run , they trott, so it is called the trotts.

person one:oh man, that girls got the runs. person two: no, that's the trotts. we're in britain remember?

The act of screwing someone over so badly you may as well have both stolen their home and sh*+ on their chest.

Dave trotted all over my family and I when his law firm evicted us from our home.

The strange gunk that congeals on the shelves of refrigerators that haven't been cleaned in a long ass time

Damn, that Trott is gross

(Adj): A way of describing a journey of considerable distance.

Man, the shops are a trott from here

The high speed, high temperature, low viscosity diarhea that hits hard, fast, and often without warning. May be brought on by eating too much spicy, greasy, food. Often occurs at inopportune moments such as funerals, long road trips, and when stuck on busses.

Oh my! I had five of those fried burritos yesterday afternoon and it totally gave me the rich trotts!

What happens in the morning after eating a pound of whipped cream or halloween candy served by a skeleton. Often comes in spurts, spats, and squarts. Turds of low viscosity that often stick to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Jesus, after eating all of that halloween candy we got from that lady dressed up as a skeleton, I had the rich trotts this morning! My asshole hurts!