A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is a guy so is sweet, kind, and hot. He is someone who would send cute adorable paragraphs. He is 100% a keeper. He will send u random comments that would light up your day. He can also have a really jealous side when it comes to someone he likes. He also has a mad side trust me u do no wanna piss him off u will regret it. He is a nice person to be around and very funny. He also has a really dirty mind but we are not gonna talk about that lol he is just a all around sweet generous person and u wouldn’t want to lose him bc he is perfect.
Person: omg that girl is hot
Other person: oh no don’t mess with her that’s troyers gf
Person: oh shit your right no one wants to fuck with her he’ll kill us
2 foot 8, sorry buddy but you will always be known as mini me
Good God why did i have to see Verne Troyer naked on national television!?