A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin. 2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove. 3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles." 2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak." 3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove" 2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.
George Bush is a turd blossom himself.
(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..
"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"
When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles
She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.
nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove
Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.
A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom. Kelly: can you come over and watch TV? Martha: sorry no, I have homework. Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
Man 1: Hi Jaemie! Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom