A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.
I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.
someone who fucks butts and likes it 2
yo mom you are a total turd burgualr
One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.
I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!
Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.
When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.