Country Dictionary

Turd Fly

(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.

Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?

Flying Turd

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.

That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!

the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!