A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.
OMG Look! It's a Bret Turnage!
Can pull anyone he wants. (noun)
“He can Taylor Turnage anyone!”
A family surname.Known for Large Penis' and big butts
Friend:He I heard you were with that Turnage boy last night Me:oh yes I still feel his cum dripping in my stomach
When you are straight and then realize your not anymore. You have made the turnage.
Tom caught his girl going down on her best friend. She had made the turnage.
A hot guy with a nice dad bod. Definitely husband material. Sometimes full of himself, but doesn’t mean it. Has a good voice and can serenade you if needed. He’s also good with children.
Oh my, I’m gonna marry hudson Turnage for that dad bod(;