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two-ply

Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.

That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply. That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply. That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

two-ply

Two-ply means to have a thinkness made up of two layers or strands.

Two-ply cardboard.

by Stormageddon612 January 31, 2012

Two-ply

When a girl pisses and shits and two cucholds lick her clean.

Gimps! Mommy needs two-ply.

by Eidolor January 04, 2017