A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not once, not twice, but twonce...
I did that twonce- I liked it!
a mix between twat and nonce, or just generally a name you can call people who annoy you. generally used with msn, aim etc to describe flirting over it as the person may be flirting which is twattish but not a nonce
girl 1: my god dave was being a right twonce last night on aim!
girl 2:yeah what a tard
When something’s too good to do it only once, but you embarrassed to admit you wan it twice.
«You wan the nosebag?» «Nah, I need to get up early for me mum’s funeral tomorrow , but Ill hit it twonce just to keep you in compnay...»