A fork of Rural Dictionary
A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.
She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.
Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.
Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?
A Twonk is essentially just a Twink (a scrony prepubescent looking gay man) but lacking the slenderness most commonly associated with twinks, essentially a twonk is just a fat or “husky” twink
You could also think of a twonk as a mix between a twink and a bear
“josh is such a twink”
“ no fuckin way he’s too big, he definitely isn’t a bear because he’s not manly enough. I think he’s more of a twonk”
A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"
Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them
Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.