Country Dictionary

A smartphone or other "smart" device, such as a smart speaker.

"I'm tweeting on my twonky, texting to the wonky, paranoid of the exes that track and stalk me."

When you drink alcohol and start feeling special, like your the only girl in the room. Synonymous with intoxicated or drunk.

Grab a beer and let's get twonky.

A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.

"I admit it, that was no twinkie....
my mother buys twonkies!"
(goes off into a corner to cry)

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"

an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.

damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies

A penis that curves at least 90 degrees in on itself or has a noticeable 'kink' in the shaft.

Sally would not touch Ryan Bonner's twonky dick.

one who gets wordtwonked/word

it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is