A fork of Rural Dictionary
There is no way to describe how this music sounds. It is so fucked up it gets you dizzy. You have to listen to the song Pop the Glock. It has the same effect as inhaling whipped cream. It kind of sounds techno rap underwater. Weird voice effects.
That fucking uffie music messes with my mind!
Self proclaimed divas, primarily found in and around the NW Florida panhandle as well as parts of Tennessee. A group of loosely associated women scattered across the United States who claim to be what every man wants as well as what every girl wants to be. Uffy names all begin various letters and end with uffy. These Uffy names are used in lieu of legal names. Example: Muffy, Buffy, Fluffy, Luffy, Cheluffy, Duffy, etc...
Muffy and Buffy like to drink wine. If you bring them some, they'll say "Tanks, u gay".
a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding. uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy. "yes, and he had a prince albert too!" duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker. "hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
Leaving your high school halfway through the first term of grade 11 to pursue your dream else where, freelance style
“Yo dude, I’m this close to pulling an Uffi cause of all this stress” “Bro, same”