A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you do not feel the little joys in life, and not having those makes you #sad. it is caused by being alone, or by to much stress.
I have been a very unhappy person
A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels.
Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, and I had to drop a hairy deuce.
The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp that said "oops" that they could read through his especially harry unhappy trail.