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uniballer

a legendary pimp who wanders the town at night pimpin you hos and leaves his mark by dippin his one and only testicle in a can of blue paint, swangin it up and slapping his victims with it. The paint can never be washed off.

damn the uniballer pimped jaimes mom last night!

by S-Sizzle March 24, 2006

uniballer

"brian earp" talk to him on roadkill0066...hes an interesting guy with one testicle

Brian is the most amazing uniballer i know

by brian earp February 23, 2004

uniball

a man only having one testicle

Stevie K has is a uniball because he only has one testicle

by mogger05 December 22, 2004

Uniballer

person with only one testicle i.e: josh scanlon

anyone: sup uniballer! josh scanlon; :(

by MaverickDaNubRippinBaddie February 24, 2008

uniball

to hit someone so hard in the nuts that their testicles fuse together into one. essentially its a really hard sackwhack

if u dont shut up im going to uniball you

by herpderp123 August 24, 2010

uniball

A pen making company

I have a uniball pen, and my friend thought the pen only had one ball

by duhhh June 21, 2004

uniball

An odd attraction in the form of a online game that draws out all nerds, geeks and people who generally don't shower.

I'd rather clean out the crabs from my pussy with a rake than to play another second of Uniball.

by NickW June 10, 2004