A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wrecked or broken, usually carelessly.
Your dog was really up the dick after it ate that snail bait.
When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.
Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!
A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them
"Aye, up your dick sure."
another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.
Tim: Hey how was your date last night? Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.
A bunch of people getting roudy or having a good time together
When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with
I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college
When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.
“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”