Country Dictionary

That awful noise that cats make in the middle of the night. Precursor to actually throwing up.

"Dear what was that?"

"It's just the cat urping, watch your step in the morning or you'll get puke on your foot"

To urp: TO hurl, vomit, barf, zing

After running for an hour, I felt like I had to URP

intr. v. urped, urp•ing, urps

To vomit

She has been urping, but because of her pregnancy

Uptight religious person. One who follows their religion exactly without thinking for themselves.

"Dione is an urp, she does whatever the church tells her to."

When you do too many uppers (coke, tweak, speed) and you haven't slept or eaten and you're coming down and hella hungry and feeling like shit.

I was hella tweaking last night dude, I got the urps.

Undateable in the regular population. Someone who, for various reasons including brutal ugliness, complete lack of social wherewithal, or genitals shaped like a Pokemon character, would find it near impossible to date anyone other than another URP.

Jim: Hey man, how did your blind date go?

Roger: It was terrible. She looked like she got hit by an aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.

Jim: Wow. Sounds like a total URP.

vomit, throw up, barf

After I drank too much, I urped all over the backseat of the car.