A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of vuzzy. A term used to describe a female's completely shaven pubic area.
If you're sending pictures to your boyfriend, you may want to go vald.
Valde is a one of a kind guy who will be your forever. He’s super kind-hearted and it sometimes leads to him being oblivious to certain things. But ultimately he is always there for anyone he loves. He’s so handsome and all the girls are always chasing after him jealous of the one girl he chooses to stay with. He’s bright and knows how to chase after his goals without completely leaving those who are staying behind him. He’s super attractive and will always be the best in the bedroom. He’s a big in every way, *wink*... always there for you and always ready to be there to help.
Damn look at valde, he’s lookin fine in that new flannel!
(verb) Dense, unreadable, usually from sloppy writing or editing or abuse of punctuation marks. (origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell. Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")
"I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"
1. To Barf. 2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail. 3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.
Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.
A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.
The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.