A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who is considering the vegetarian lifestyle, but has yet to make a committment to it.
No sausage on my half of the pizza; I'm vegi-curious.
The act of a vegetarian giving a head job.
man michael got a vegie hedgey off jade!
A vegie monster hated character on the TV show Seasame Street. He was made so children could eat more vegies and he replaced the cookie monster. This caused an outrage and little children rebelled against vegetables which backfired their cause for the vegie monster. The vegie monster got fired and little kids all around are still eating cookies and getting fat.
vegie monster
The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.
Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size! Yay!