A fork of Rural Dictionary
A non-friend that is a minister who never makes time for his friends. Vermons are also known for making 12:30am phone calls after having SEVERAL Jack & Coke's and smoking his favorite cigars. Also known for planning PATHETIC April Fools jokes with a slanny.
The Reverend Jeremy is a big ole Vermon.
Dwayne LaFontant, the most powerful human being in the universe that will vermonate your life into existence just by uttering the words, "Yah just been vermonated"
The Vermonator is Dwayne LaFontant from over the hedge
Yah just been vermonated RJ