A fork of Rural Dictionary
I got my girlfriend to go down on me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing because she gave me a wack-job!
Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used
1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job
2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job
e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job
e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job
to masturbate, or give pleasure to one's self. Mostly used to describe male masturbation (jack off) but can still be used for female pleasuring.
'Dude why is Riley taking so long?' 'he's giving himself a wack job'
When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.
I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.