A fork of Rural Dictionary
an amazing person. Really down to earth and there when you need him. He Is a family guy and loves his girlfriend very much. You're lucky if you are is friend
Waddie, you're always here for me
A waddy is a piece of shit with corn (or peas) in it. Sometimes when you don't chew peas or corn enough, they become viewable when you do a shit. When you call someone a waddy, you are calling them the above description. A waddy looks very discusting and sometimes dogs do them too. So when you eat corn and notice sweetcorn in your shit, you just did a waddy.
person 1: "Oh man I just did a big waddy.." Person 2: "oh yuck dude, was there much corn?" OR "your'e a big fat waddy" "your'e a piece of shit with corn in it, you waddy!"
(verb-or noun)(from a male POV) to ignore a frienship for an extended period of time, only to realize your mistake and fall madly in love with your best girl friend
Her(thinking to herself) WHERE IS HE? i havent talked to him in like a month. I hope he's not in jail or the hospital or anything. Him(over IMing later that night) I'm sorry I have been ignoring you. I pulled a waddy. im sorry. i will never waddy you again. I love you.