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waffle ass

1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.

Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

waffle ass

An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.

I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants, I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.

by ham May 10, 2004

waffle ass

An ass with the scar that looks resembles a waffle of a tic tac toe board due to a second degree burn.

Damn that girl has a waffle ass.... so hot

by sunshinebaby May 09, 2004

Waffle Ass

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee

by Bucca Bandit August 27, 2008

Waffle Ass

The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got a waffle ass from that Detainee

by Flightdoc August 09, 2008

Waffle Ass

Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.

"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week." or "I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."

by Jason Landrie February 08, 2006

Waffle ass

An ass that looks like swiss cheese with cellulite.

That girl's waffle ass was so deep it could have held a whole bottle of IHOP syrup.

by Sardonic10001 October 18, 2008