A fork of Rural Dictionary
What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger
stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally
when someone is crying over something stupid, you tell them that you are calling one of these
see also wahmburger
Wah! Someone call a wahmbulance, this douche-tard didn't get his hs way. While you're there get him a wahmburger!
a vehicle like an ambulance, except used to rescue people from their cries instead of their injuries.
Carl: MAN! I can't stand that kid!
Bill: Someone call wah-one-one to get the wahmbulance.
when somebody is whining this is called
Quick, Somebody call the Wahmbulance, Andy pulled his Waaahmstring
When someone is butthurt and whining about stupid shit.
WHINE ONE ONE SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHHHHHHHMBULANCE. WE HAVE AN EMOGENCY.
Malori: my mommy and daddy divorced and now im failing school all because of them omg my life fucking sucks!!!!!!!!1111
Scarlette: WHINE ONE ONE
Scarlette: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHMBULANCE
Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.
Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.
Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!
Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!