A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an inbred texan actually meant to say woken.
I live in Texas and he wouldn't have wakin up I'm just sayin
Jerking off to the point of pain
person 1: Bro I did it so much I was wakins
person 2: get a girlfriend
To wake up in the morning and smoke weed.
Yo man i was wakin bakin this morning it was a grand time.
something that catches one's attention. the feeling one expereinces when something is "wakin' up" should be similar to a splash of cold water in the morning.
Damn! That episode of Martin was wakin' up!
Yo try one of these spicy buffalo wings, this stuff's wakin' up!
The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.
When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)