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wallpaper

When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.

When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!

by Dirty 1 November 18, 2003

wallpaper

Pictures, usually movie, used in a film as a background to commentary. Implies that they would not have been included if better footage was available.

Something happens which has been filmed for 20 seconds, but to explain it takes 40 seconds. Pictures of the expert explaining it are boring, so 10 seconds of "wallpaper" are needed (e.g. exterior of factory.) Also known as padding.

by GeoffT April 29, 2005

wallpaper

a term used when trying to hide the fact that you are talking about white people

Dang they so stupid, them wall paper mess up evrythang! pssht wallpaper!

by Banana$Bear October 20, 2010

Wallpaper

A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible

-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk." ~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."

by justaquickfix February 08, 2010

Wallpapered

In relationship to alcohol intoxication. Wallpapered falls after plastered.

"Wow... that guy is totally wallpapered." Referring to the man hunched over the curb, hurling his guts out.

by Ashe Faelsdon May 12, 2010

Wallpaper

It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?

My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?

by Paul Newman February 08, 2004

Wallpaper

When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg. Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.

I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.

by Char Plassen April 12, 2011