A fork of Rural Dictionary
Walsall is a town is the west Midlands that is home to places like Blakenall and shelfield. It is one of the worst areas in England. Chavs and roadmen roam the streets stealing handbags from grannies and you'd be lucky if you see a man with a proper job as 3 quarters of the population practically live in the job centre
Hard working man: I might move to walsall Hard working woman: no it's a shithole Walsall is a right shithole. Don't go there
A scary place for pass- buyers and old people. 99.9% of walsalls population cannot read or write and your lucky if they have a job.
Boy: Is WALSALL a good place to go Girl : No its not
Town in black country. West Midlands. Homeless man singing like a dying cat.
Man 1: want to go up Walsall mate. I was thinging about giving that homeless man a tenner. Man 2: dont do that. He'll blast it on drugs and start singing ed sheeran thinking that hes riding a bicycle on the roof of jd sports
A little football team in the Midlands that hardly ever win and are managed by paul merson.
"crikey theres 3,000 here today, its a full house !!"
A place were people die on outward bound and in car crashes
Walsall academy is used to describea shit hole
It’s where a teacher eat goat on a trip on the way down from the mountain as he’s fat and eat all he’s food on the way up
Walsall Academy What did are you one? I choose goat Loves goat doesn’t matter what others think Poor goat died at the age of 5 cuz he’s to fat and couldn’t save some food for the way back down
A shitty town located within the West Midlands. This place is reknowned for having chavy drug dealer lads and slagly hooker looking females. Most of the individuals that live here smell like alcohol, shit and drugs. Most people within Walsall have no teeth, it is said that the girls of this town suck up to 20 random guys off a week. Most individuals lose there virginity at the age of 9 here
"Bro, don't go to Walsall (Town) the place smells of drugs and alcohol and everyone there stinks"