A fork of Rural Dictionary
To bring a drunk girl home and instead of having sexual intercourse, get her into bed, give her water and biscuits and let her get to sleep, like the hero Waluigi would
Guy 1: Oh that girls pretty plastered, you gonna have sex?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm waluiging dude
Guy 1: Oh shit, like our great god Waluigi would want
The only true religion; the worship of Waluigi.
George: I hope to be a Catholic priest some day.
John: I also am interested in the field of religion.
George: You want to be a priest?
John: No, I would like to be a devout prophet of Waluigism.
George: What is that?
John: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
A person who has devoted their entire being in to the practice of Waluigism, also known as that kid Lucca, who brought his Waluigi shrine to summer camp.
The Waluigism Priest shall now sacrafice a Nintendo 3DS to Waluigi, ALL HAIL THE GREAT GOD WALUIGI!