A fork of Rural Dictionary
this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
The Blanket you use to masturbate
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"
The blanket you use to masturbate.
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"
The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.
I just had the most furious blanket wank ever