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Bag Wanker

The person who is at the front of the queue for the ride, takes everybody's bags and puts them away and therefore, a wanker!

Luke Austyn you're at the front of the queue, BAG WANKER! Austyn :(

by EndlessDayz February 20, 2013

wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.

You wanker in a bag you are!

by #gotsnolife April 25, 2017

Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt". Often used in British language.

"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2 "Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"

by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017

Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.

Person A “So how’d the date go?” Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag” Person A “So what did you do?” Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024