A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place where slut balls have sex and smoke pot. There is nothing else to do but hang out at the "waterloo mall" (rural king) and get kicked out of McDonalds after getting out of the movies. Sometimes you even get kicked out of the movies if you are making out to much and they think you are going to the extremes ... or if you talk too much ... even if you dont talk at all just give one of the ushers a dirty look and you're outta there. Waterloo is also called "Waterhole" or "The Loo" which means toilet or bathroom in England. Well it actually makes sense because the place smells like shit from all of the farmers fertalizing their land. I am a citizen of Waterhole and let me tell you it sucks. Just don't ride the town bicycle she sucks .. or blows i dont know.
The act of sexually gratifying yourself with a partner while said partner's head occupies the bowl of a toilet as said toilet is being flushed.
Oh man, last night after everyone left I got all Napoleonic with that Melinda chick and ended up giving her the waterloo.
College town in Ontario that is extremely sus. Somehow considered a 'city' when the only thing there is the university, and all the dorms and apartments around it. Its economy would plummet if the university shut down.
Honestly have no idea why anyone would want to live in Waterloo over literally anywhere else
A place of hazy, disturbing confusion. Home of vampires and metaverse travelers. Being in Waterloo means you are half asleep and sleep walking at the same time.
He’s not making any sense now. He’s in Waterloo.
A city in south-western ontario famous for 2 highly acclaimed universities, the blackberry, and killer ganja.
I'm gonna text on my blackberry while smoking a fat spliff on campus. Only in Waterloo.
The act of standing while urinating between a persons legs while the said person is sitting on the lou while the other said person is urinating in the lou simultaneously.
Johnny and Sarah are waiting in line for the lou and they both decide to save time by using the restroom together. Sarah sits on the lou and proceeds to urinate while Johnny begins to urinate in between Sarah's legs. Ergo Johnny and Sarah save precious party time between pee breaks. Hence the term waterloo.
A quiet little town nestled in the heart of the Finger Lakes of central New York. Home to unemployed factory workers, struggling small businesses, uncool people, virgins, untrustworthy Italians, men that drive trucks that are too expensive for them, fat freshmen with huge dicks, car washes, boys who are scared to move into their apartments, kids who drive around and smoke pot, crackhead policemen, multiple police forces, stuck-up worldly genius girls who have never left the county except to go to the mall, trap shooting, little league, heavy mom influence, Jack, kids who think they are awesome, kids who lie about how much gas is in their car, keystone ice, heavily modified Mustangs, rolling stops, loud cars whose drivers take a long time to shift, people who cross the street at the wrong time, multiple nursing homes, burnt out high school teachers, garages full of stolen goods, paries with one girl, make-out sluts, girls basketball games, free 100's, poker games, trailer parks, free cell phones, loud freight trains, no open lunch, the county fairgrounds, the county offices, the canal, seneca meadows landfill, silver creek, large tax increases, world of warcraft, fishing, people who don't answer their cell phones, liquor stores, convenience stores that always have cops at them, community college students, mood swings, girls who play games with virgins' hearts, Thurston, people who are 100% Italian, Catholics, people who steal stuff, con artists, demolition derbies, P&C, Mcdonalds, and NICE N EASY, MAN!
Man, I hate Waterloo, all the kids there are mad gay.